About Us

The Tracen Telegraph was founded to bring horse racing fans timely, in-depth news about the real horses behind Umamusume, a mandate this masthead has interpreted with considerable flexibility.

Established in our collective imagination, The Tracen Telegraph has built its reputation on a foundation of speed over accuracy, confidence over confirmation, and a firm editorial belief that the best sources are the ones who wish to remain anonymous. We do not disclose our methods but reserve our right to produce compelling satirical news content at all times. 

The Tracen Telegraph operates under the wider banner of Twinkle Publishing, alongside Vodka Nightly Tonight, our hard-hitting television broadcast division, available exclusively on TikTok @vodkanightly 

Corrections policy: The Tracen Telegraph is committed to accuracy in all our coverage, except where accuracy would be less interesting. For tips, complaints, or formal legal correspondence, our reporters cannot be reached.

Real racehorses. Imaginary headlines.